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Name: Suxonna Dixalot!
Height: 6'1'' ::cackles::
Superpowers: The ability to fly! LIKE PEATER PAN!! Tinkerbell NOT INCLUDED.
How she got them thar superpowers: Suxonna was one fine day happily dipping the Pope in Peanut butter, about to feather him with many multicolored rainbowed feathers, when A MAGIC GLOWING WORM came from the depths of her belly button and decided to give her... floaty like powers. VEEE!
Other shit: She is insane, I tell you. INSANE!!